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54 Funny Things to Say to A Girl to Make Her Laugh Over Text

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One of the way to get a girl show Signs Girl Loves You Secretly  is by making her laugh. When you make a girl laugh, you make her world a little bit lighter and brighter. Plus, you have a chance of being seen like having the Signs He’s Boyfriend Material This great small act execution is often forgotten but it can be done with these steps.

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The many steps to making a girl laugh is easy to do and apply in your relationship. Furthermore, it is proven to make her laugh and elevate her love towards you.

Here are the funny things to say to a girl to make her laugh over text ;

  1. “If I have a jar of cookies for every person that found me attractive, those girls will eventually find me attractive”
  2. “My words are jumbled once i see you”
  3. If you need a heart transplant now, I’d give you my ex girlfriend’s heart to you cause she never use it
  4. “You know, i hate when i was about to hug someone attractive and i hit the mirror”
  5. Excuse me, sweet girl! Can I have the time? I’d check my watch, but it means nothing if I can spend the time with you.”
  6. “How dare you do that to meh?”
    (Girl – Do what?)
    “Look so unbelievably sweet and make me fall in love with you!”
  7. “Have you ever watched a Movie entitled Taken published in 2008 played by Liam Neeson?
    (Girl – Nope. Is it a good movie?)
    “Yeah, let’s watch Taken and I wanna be Taken by you, tho!”
  8. “Do you believe in love at first sight, if you don’t, then I will pass by you again and make you fall in love with me on the second sight”
  9. “hi sweet girl, do you have a Band-Aid? I need one because i was just bleeding of falling in love with you!”
  10. “I’m not a professional photographer, but I’d love to capture our future together.”
  11. “I have a greet flirty pick up line for you, umm, but you’re so beautiful and I forgot all of my pick-up lines, that’s not a flirty line but true”
  12. I think my iPhone is error
    (Girl – What’s wrong with it?)
    For some particular reason, your number isn’t in it. would you please?
  13. Let’s make a deal, girl!?
    (Girl – What a deal?)
    I’ll give you a kiss and if you don’t like it, you can get it back to me.
  14. I think you need to buy me a drink
    (Girl – Why?)
    Cause when I first saw you, I got thirsty of love
  15. “Do you think I look good yet tonight? Or do you wanna more shot of wine?”
  16. “I think you’d be better to take that hotness somewhere else or you’ll set the bar on fire and I’ll burn myself with your love.”
  17. “I’m really sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?”
  18. Have ever been to Tennessee? Because you’re the only teen I see.
  19. I think you are an interior decorator because when you walked in the room everything is suddenly beautiful and perfect!
  20. I think you have something in your eye. Oh, hold on, that’s just a twinkle…
  21. Are We In Antartica?bBecause I Just Got Cold Feet Seeing Your Beauty
  22. I Feel Like I’m In The Oven Because Your Beauty Is Making Me Hot
  23. The Moment I See You I Feel Like My Life Just Got A Thousand Time Better
  24. Are You A Robber? You Absolutely Stole My Heart
  25. Have You Ever Been To Another Planet?
    [No.]
    Wow We Have So Much In Common!
  26. Stop Being Hotter! The Thermometer Is About To Burst
  27. “Hey, hold me please! cause I think I am about to fall in love with you!”
  28. What Happen to Heaven Now Cause You Left It?
  29. If You Are An Apple Product, Your Name Would Be iBeauty
  30. If Our Relationship Was Christmas, I Will Be The Grinch Who Stole You
  31. I Think You Need To See A Doctor. [Why?] You have Beauty all over your face!
  32. If i do have a dollar for every time someone see me as attractive.. it think i’d have two dollars
  33. You’re As Sweet As A Skittle And I Want To Taste The Rainbow
  34. If Grapes Make Your Skin Beautiful, I Would Guess That you Have Been Living In A Vineyard
  35. I Think I Broke My Ribs Falling For You 

  36. You Make Me Blind From Your Shining Beauty
  37. Excuse Me Maam, You Must Be Lost. Because Heaven Is Up There, Not Down Here
  38. I Didn’t Know Angels Could Fly Over Here
  39. Where Is Your Wings? Because I Was Sure You Are An Angel
  40. You Make Me Speechless The Moment I Saw You
  41. I Think I Am Going To Tell The Government That You Are Smoking Hot And Is The Main Cause Of Global Warming
  42. Hi My Name Is Han, Full Name Is Handsome. Your Name Must Be Love! Nice To Meet You! Let’s Have A Drink!
  43. I Think The Airport is Far Or Is It Just My Heart Taking Off for You?
  44. I Must Be A Snowflake in The Winter Because I Am Falling For You and I am Melting and I Wanna Be With You.
  45. Can You Give Me The Direction?
    [ to where?]
    To Your Heart of Love
  46. Do You Have A Map? I Think I Just Got Lost In Your Ocean Eyes and Perfection
  47. Is This Nighttime? Because I Just Saw Stars In Your Eyes
  48. Most People Want To See The Olympics Because It Only Happens Once Every 4 years. But Truly, I Think It Is Better To Talk To You Because The Chance Of Meeting You Is Really Once In A Lifetime  

  49. If I Have A Sun For Every time You Shine On My Day, I’d Be Melting From The Heat
  50. I Think Michelangelo Painted You Because You Are Perfection
  51. If Being Beautiful Is A Crime, You Would Be Guilty As Hell
  52. Does It Hurt Falling From Heaven?
  53. Have you ever been arrested?
    [No.]
    Are you sure? It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
  54. Maam, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
    [Why would you need it?]
    Because, I just fell over your love and injured myself when I saw you!

Make a girl laugh and you will surely get into their heart. Not only will she start showing the Signs She is Into Me , she will also start to show the Signs That Someone is In Love With You Secretly. This is a fast and a great strategy to boost the relationship.

When you do do this, remember to use the funny things to say to a girl to make her laugh over text. You will be sure to get her heart the minute she laughs.

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