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54 Funny Things to Say to A Girl to Make Her Laugh Over Text

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One of the way to get a girl show Signs Girl Loves You Secretly  is by making her laugh. When you make a girl laugh, you make her world a little bit lighter and brighter. Plus, you have a chance of being seen like having the Signs He’s Boyfriend Material This great small act execution is often forgotten but it can be done with these steps.


The many steps to making a girl laugh is easy to do and apply in your relationship. Furthermore, it is proven to make her laugh and elevate her love towards you.

Here are the funny things to say to a girl to make her laugh over text ;

  1. “If do have a nickel for every person that found me attractive those girls will eventually find me attractive”
  2. “My words are jumbled once i see you”
  3. “I have a spare heart if you want a heart transplant, it’s from my ex because she never use it”
  4. “You know, i hate when i was about to hug someone attractive and i hit the mirror”
  5. Excuse me, can I have the time? I’d check my watch, but I can’t take my eyes off you.”
  6. “How could you do that?”(Girl – Do what?)“Look so unbelievably good!”
  7. “Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I’m Taken with you.”
  8. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?”
  9. “hi girl, Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? I need one because i was falling for you.”
  10. “I’m not a professional photographer, but I can picture us together.”
  11. “You’re so beautiful I forgot all of my pick-up lines
  12. I think my phone is broken (Girl – What’s wrong with it?) For some reason, your number isn’t in it.
  13. Let’s make a deal, shall we? (Girl – What deal?)I’ll give you a kiss and if you don’t like it, you can return it.
  14. I think you need to buy me a drink(Girl – Why?) I saw you and dropped my drink immediately
  15. “Do I look good yet? Or do you need more of this vodka?”
  16. “you better take that beauty somewhere else or you’ll set the bar on fire.”
  17. “I’m really sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?”
  18. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
  19. I think you are an interior decorator because when you walked in the room was suddenly beautiful and perfect!
  20. I think you have something in your eye. Oh, hold on, that’s just a twinkle…
  21. Are We In Antartica?Because I Just Got Cold Feet Seeing Your Beauty
  22. I Feel Like I’m In The Oven Because Your Beauty Is Sizzling
  23. The Moment I See You I Feel Like My Life Just Got A Thousand Time Better
  24. Are You A Robber? You Absolutely Stole My Heart
  25. Have You Ever Been To Another Planet? [No.] Wow We Have So Much In Common!
  26. Stop Being Hotter! The Thermometer Is About To Burst
  27. Hold Out Your Hand To Her “Do You Mind Holding This For Me, I Need To Go Die From Your Beauty”
  28. How Was Heaven When You Left It?
  29. If You Are An Apple Product, Your Name Would Be iGorgeous
  30. If Our Relationship Was Christmas, I Will Be The Grinch Who Stole You
  31. I Think You Need To See A Doctor. [Why?] You have Beauty all over your face!
  32. If i do have a dollar for every time someone see me as attractive.. it think i’d have two dollars
  33. You’re As Sweet As A Skittle And I Want To Taste The Rainbow
  34. If Grapes Make Your Skin Beautiful, I Would Guess That you Have Been Living In A Vineyard
  35. I Think I Broke My Ribs Falling For You 

  36. You Make Me Blind From Your Shining Beauty
  37. Excuse Me Maam, You Must Be Lost. Because Heaven Is Up There, Not Down Here
  38. I Didn’t Know Angels Could Fly So Low
  39. Where Is Your Wings? Because I Was Sure You Are An Angel
  40. You Make Me Speechless The Moment I Saw You
  41. I Think I Am Going To Tell The Government That You Are Smoking Hot And Is The Main Cause Of Global Warming
  42. Hi I Am Han, Full Name Is Handsome. You Must Be Beautiful! Nice To Meet You!
  43. Is There An Airport? Or Is It Just My Heart Taking Off?
  44. I Must Be A Snowflake Because I Am Falling For You
  45. Can You Give Me The Direction? [ to where?] To Your Beautiful Heart
  46. Do You Have A Map? I Think I Just Got Lost In Your Eyes
  47. Is This Nighttime? Because I Just Saw Stars In Your Eyes
  48. Most People Want To See The Olympics Because It Only Happens Once Every 4 years. But Truly, I Think It Is Better To Talk To You Because The Chance Of Meeting You Is Really Once In A Lifetime  

  49. If I Have A Sun For Every time You Shine On My Day, I’d Be Melting From The Heat
  50. I Think Michelangelo Painted You Because You Are Perfection
  51. If Being Beautiful Is A Crime, You Would Be Guilty As Hell
  52. Does It Hurt Falling From Heaven
  53. Have you ever been arrested? [No.] Are you sure? It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
  54. Maam, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. [Why would you need it?] Because, I just fell over and injured myself when I saw you!

Make a girl laugh and you will surely get into their heart. Not only will she start showing the Signs She is Into Me , she will also start to show the Signs That Someone is In Love With You Secretly. This is a fast and a great strategy to boost the relationship.

When you do do this, remember to use the funny things to say to a girl to make her laugh over text. You will be sure to get her heart the minute she laughs.

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