When your soul sister is having a birthday, it’s like your own birthday. You become highly excited to celebrate you best friend’s birthday, you want to throw parties and surprises to show her how much you love her.
Okay, birthday is not birthday without wishes. For a best friend, normal birthday wishes won’t do. Instead, you might feel awkward yourself to say such sweet words to her. All you need is this lists of sarcastic birthday wishes for your best female friend.
Don’t worry! We got you covered. We have a really interesting choice of words for you to make an unforgettable, unique birthday wishes for her. Let’s pick from one of these:
“Hey! Go check the mirror. You’d find some soft wrinkles around your eyes as you turn a year old older today!”
“Well, I actually feel bad because it’s your birthday since it means you’re getting older.”
“It’s your Big Day and I want you to know that I sincerely wish your ex would never find someone hotter than you. Let’s give a big laugh for that!”
“Happy birthday my sister from another mother! You know a girl can dream and now that you’re older I wish you’d understand that you’ll never lose weight with that appetite of yours. It’s one of those impossible dream y’know.”
“It’s your birthday! Let’s celebrate like tomorrow never come but please keep yourself sober!”
“Your birthday today marks how many years we’ve been on each other’s side. I’d like to appreciate myself for being able to keep up with your antics, which getting worse every year.”
“Happy birthday badass! Wish I can write something cool for your birthday but you know I’m Chrissy Teigen so it’s kinda impossible for me. I can’t be as funny as her.”
“Hey, Facebook kindly notify me today that you’re having a birthday. Almost forget if it weren’t because of it.”
“People say a good friend is the best gift you could ever had. So here I am for you. PS: I plan to wrap myself and tie the top with ribbon.”
“Happy birthday pal! Can’t wait to share another embarrassing moment with you! Well, it’s not like you’re embarrassed, though.”
“Happy birthday. I hope you already set the birthday party on your own since I won’t throw you any surprises.”
“There is a saying that a best friend is like a fart. Happy birthday my best friend, thank you for being the best fart in my life.”
“Hey, happy birthday! Considering the wrinkles on your face, turns out you’re still young! Let’s have a blast!”
“Seems like Christmas have come earlier for you. Happy birthday! But since Santa Claus isn’t real, you better not hoping for present!”
“Happy birthday, my best! Okay, so when will the party take place?
So those are all the sarcastic birthday wishes for best female friend. Well, you might have your own words and it’s okay. You can create the most sarcastic birthday wishes ever and she won’t be offended because of it. Only best friends can share dark humour, which everyone thinks it’s rude but you laugh your heart out of it.
May you enjoy your best friend’s birthday as if it is yours!
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