Things You Need to Know Before You Date a Sarcastic Girl (Must Read!)

by Michelle Devani

Among millions of language in the world, one of them is sarcasm language. Yes, more and more people are becoming “fluent in sarcasm”. And a sarcastic girl is irresistibly charming in certain ways. But it requires more than courage to date her. You have to be wicked and smart at the same time she won’t stepped on you. It’s only a few of the many things you need to know before you date a sarcastic girl. But is it true that a sarcastic girl is full of negativity?

She may looks cocky at times but a sarcastic girl tells the truth. You can guarantee that she is not a fake person and drama is not her thing.

Here are more of all the things you need to know before you date a sarcastic girl.

  1. You Have the Right to Remain Silent

First thing you should know about dating a sarcastic girl is, you have to put in mind that silence is golden. Be careful about what you say because someday she will use it against you. So that if you have nothing nice to say you better not saying anything. Even nice things can be dangerous too.

  1. She Has a Unique Way of Showing Affection

Don’t define “unique” as something cute or romantic. She loves to mess around with you and throwing mean comments but it’s how she show she loves you. When she calls you jerk, she later gives you a smirk and warm hugs. In fact, nothing more affectionate for her than kissing a man whom she calls asshole a minute ago. It’s not weird for her. Also read Reasons to Date a Girl with an Eating Disorder

  1. She Has a Sharp Memory

The thing is, a sarcastic girl remembers everything down to the most embarrassing thing happened to you. As she loves to make jokes, she must keeps her memories fresh that she will joke how you tripped on your first meeting that you wet your shirt with orange juice.

  1. You Must Have a Thick Skin

A sarcastic girl doesn’t hold back. She blurts out everything crosses her mind. Understand that she jokes all the time even though her jokes are sometime humiliating. And when you don’t know that she’s joking, you assume she is. Her jokes are out of the world. Also read Reasons Why You Should Date a Girl Who Reads (#Hot)

  1. Be a Little Wicked and Smart

You can’t just sit back and watch if you are dating someone sarcastic. You have to train your brain to understand the sarcasm. According to a research, there is certain part of brain to train your ability to accept the sarcasm. Joke back and use sarcasm back to her. It is okay.

  1. Sarcasm is Her Way to Get Close to People

If you are not used to sarcasm, you might be surprised with her way of talking. But she is not mean. Try to enter her social circle and you will find that she and her friends get close through being sarcastic to each other. Even though sarcasm sounds mean, she has more nice things to say about someone. Also read Signs of a Girl Flirting with You

  1. She is Not Laughing at You Because She Mocks You

Another things you need to know before dating a sarcastic girl is she loves to joke and laugh to the point it can make you feel offended. But don’t worry. When she jokes about you or laughing at you, she doesn’t mock you. She is showing how much she likes you that she talks about you over and over again. Through her own way.

  1. Her Friends is Another Version of Her

As if she is not enough, there are more like her: her friends. They are just like her but don’t worry because they are fun. Hanging out with a bunch of sarcastic person guarantee you an endless laugh. You will realize that they are actually kind and loyal friends you can count on. Also read Reasons Why Your High School Best Friends Are For Life

  1. Don’t Get Offended Easily

She throw comment at anything according to the first thing appear in her mind. As she doesn’t give much thought to it, it’s equally meaningless. Don’t take any of her comments to the heart. Every time she says something unpleasant to hear, just think that sarcasm is her default mode. There is no button to switch it off.

  1. Get Ready for the Slip of Truth

She still sounds sarcastic even when she said something nice. You will experience times when she let the truth slipping out of her mouth. Many truths are bitter and it tastes like a medicine from her mouth. So the times when she say something really nice without being sarcastic is a rare moment you should cherish. Also read Signs She is A Girlfriend Material

  1. She is Not Mean

No, she is not mean. She only chooses to creates jokes even the worst and most unlikely situation. Thanks to her sarcastic nature, she grows to be strong at taking painful jabs. She is one rare bulletproof girl in the world. It’ hard to find someone like her.

  1. She Knows When She Steps Out of the Line

While she looks careless and doesn’t care about what she says, she always know she steps out of the line. And she will apologize for that. Just don’t be surprised if her apology sounds like another sarcasm. It’s what she’s made of. Also read Tips to Keep Your Man Happy in A Relationship

  1. She is Not a Heartless Person

It’s not true that her sarcastic nature make her a heartless person. In fact, she is thoughtful and sensitive. She is touched by little things and she loves surprises too. She’s charming and lovable. Her sarcasm doesn’t define who she really is.

Those are a few of the things to know before you date a sarcastic girl. The more you know her, you more you find kindness in her. Dating a sarcastic girl also advantageous for you. She makes you stronger and bulletproof as well. And one more plus point: there will be less drama in your relationship.

Michelle Devani
My name is Michelle Devani, and I've been helping people with their relationships since 2003. In 2017 I decided it was about time I started a blog on the topic, and since then more than 2 million people worldwide have read my relationship advice. Drop me a comment below to let me know what you think.