Life has many interesting plot twist and event that you never expect how it gonna turn out to be in the end. Let's talk about college life. Many of you must be very happy going into the university and you will learn many Ways to Make New Friends at School. It could be the first time you live separately from your parents as well.
But you gonna get yourself a new people to live with: roommate. As both of you might not know each other before, there will lot to adjust while living together. After some time, you feel like you can't live with her anymore. You want to get rid of her but you don't know how.
Keep it slow. Making your roommate uncomfortable with your presence is just piece of a cake. Here are the most annoying ways to screw with your roommate:
1. Set Your Alarm Really Early
When most people set the alarm for 6:00 AM in the morning, set yours way before that. Set the alarm at 4:30 AM in the morning with a loud ringtone. Make sure she hears it first, and al you have to do is hitting the snooze button. Do it several until you feel like ready to get up.
2. Leave an Impression That Your are Violent
Don't leave any positive impression if you want to do the ways to screw with your roommate. Show her that you are a violent person. Talk with high tone on phone calls and hit the table with a bang whenever you're upset. And, get mad easily to let her know how short tempered you are.
3. Complain to Her Indirectly
Tell her that you've got a (imaginary) friend called Nancy, whom has a similar character like her. Tell her the story about Nancy everyday to the point she become uncomfortable. Don't forget to tell her that you'd like not to have a friend like "Nancy".
4. Pay Someone to Act As Your Parents
This gonna costs a fortune, but it's worth it if your roommate's annoying level is expert. Pay some elderly actors to act as your parents who pay a visit to your dorm when you're not around. Ask them to behave as annoying as possible to her, like asking too much help from her.
5. Leave Dirt in the Bathroom
Imagine you want to take a bath in the morning as find the bathroom is messy like a bird nest. The first person you'd like to throw complain is your roommate. Tease her nerve by doing so, and see how she react.
6. Don't Let Her Have Spare Time
Everyone need a spare time to enjoy. Make sure she won't have it by turning on the music loudly or watching a very, very noisy movie.
7. Talk About Your Past Roommate
Even if you don't have one, act like you did. Tell many interesting stories about her and how different that old roommate were than her.
8. Bring Your Pet In
Take your cat or dog inside the dorm. No one will accept the presence of pets in a shared bedroom. Imagine how many dirt and smell it leaves everyday.
9. Convince Them That You are Not Sane
Firstly, tell her that you are a good person to live with. Your emotion is unstable and you tend to hit things (or people). Scare her out of it.
10. Just, Ignore Her
This is the easiest way to do. Just ignore her and never give a decent respond to her. Don't answer to her questions or react to her stories.
Here are the most annoying ways to screw with your roommate:
So those are the many annoying ways to screw with your roommate. It might be not such nice things to do, but it better than living a troublesome life with her. Moreover when she is showing the similar signs like the Signs That Your Best Friend is a Frenemy. Just live in peace separately.